Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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