So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
stop calling my apartment porn island.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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