he thought i was a dude.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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