Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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