So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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