THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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