sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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