How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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