That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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