doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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