I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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