your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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