In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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