i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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