I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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