Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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