yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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