I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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