I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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