checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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