I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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