Me. At least after what I've been through.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We have so much sex to catch up on
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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