normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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