My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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