I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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