Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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