so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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