he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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