On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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