Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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