I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
soo... how was my night?
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