Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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