You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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