There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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