yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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