Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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