A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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