I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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