wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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