love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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