we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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