even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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