okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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