people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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