About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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