everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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