My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.