My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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