I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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