Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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