Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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