Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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