this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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