Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.