Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live