Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(541): View more from Oregon

Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.

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(804): View more from Virginia

is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?

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(914): View more from New York

Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video

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(917): View more from New York City

i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere

(1-917): View more from New York City

no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john

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(956): View more from Texas

Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me

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(434): View more from Virginia

It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.

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(347): View more from New York

She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.

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