She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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